Hello comrades!
In the epic battle of proletariat vs. bourgeois we have struck a blow that will be remembered forever by everyday working class men and women as a day when the people rose up and took back what was rightfully theirs!
I am happy to say that I was able to retrieve the stolen bike, The treachery of these bourgeois goons, this injustice, comrades, will receive its answer, retaliation will be just, I assure you.
comrades, despite all the evidence to the contrary, on the other side of that counter it is like a scene from Indiana Jones and the temple of doom. Do not be fooled by her references to Sunprarie or growing up in Wisconsin, behind all that friendly talk and the pretty smile is a cold blooded, tyrannical madwomen.

this is about much more than just One bike belonging to One man.

nonstop sandwich and soup production, countless off the clock hours slaving over the east side’s best muffins, zero protection rights for ideas, forcing pregnant women to work up until the day of birth, confiscating employee modes of transportation to prevent them from ever leaving. Our meager hourly pay is monitored on a daily basis by a software program that only our employer can see or understands and this is altered every two weeks at our employer’s arbitrary discretion. Worst of all we exist in a extremely hostile working environment that promotes the degradation of men, and the emotional/mental breakdown of employees; that is our yoke.
Friends, comrades, remember the workers of the mermaid, they have fought hard and valiant, and struggle on every day, and despite insurmountable odds, we continue to produce. We keep moving because if we stop we die. Please stand in solidarity with the workers who fall under the giant umbrella of a certain east side clan.
where you see a bike, think of us...
I must sign off now, I fear my illegal presence on this server may be detected I must always stay on the move. Signing out,
In solidarity
D2